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Posts:Hamlet at 6:45 P.M. : I'm trying, Sir. I'm trying... The Ghost posted a comment at 7:26 PM: Jeez bro..i always knew you were jealous of me but killing me and taking my wife...that is sloppy seconds dude. The crown and my woman ! Gertrude at 11:16 P.M.: I don't think my son Hamlet likes you...tsk tsk tsk... Gertrude 6:57PM: Yo, we gotta do sumthin. ur stepson is cuckoo to the head! Polonius wrote at10:22pm: Agreed^^ Things are getting too crazy, I don't think its the Late kings death, I believe
Hamlet is crazy with love for my daughter, we must end this! Rosencrantz and Guildenstern at 6:47 P.M.: You! YOU! Why must you place us on this fork in the road, having to decide between remaining loyal to our dear friend Hamlet and staying true to your demands. We hate you! D: Gertrude 7:25PM: don't be upset w/ Hamlet's play. u know how kids
are..they like to piss off the parents. btw..I cannot share the same
room w/ you anymore because a little birdie told me to :) Ophelia at 6:45P.M. : So, you heard what your son said to me...what do you think of it? Do you think he really means it? Oh god, I hope not. Maybe you can talk with him some and find out what's going on? ploxxx =) Polonius wrote at4:28 pm: I wish Hamlet killed you instead, now i'll join the ghost in haunting you! <3 Gertrude 5:22 PM: whew! That was close! WE almost lost our thrones to Laertes!
btw...are you not telling me sumethin at the end of act four??? Ophelia wrote at 10:00P.M. : What comes around goes around... It's karma, man. It's whatcha get for killin mah daddy =P
Indirectly anyway. and my bro too >: Gertrude 4:19 PM: I HATE U! look at me! i am dead! is that what u want? a dead wife???? Polonius wrote at 6:41 pm:
I hate you so much! I am so glad you are dead! YOU KILLED MY WHOLE FAMILY YOU @#*%^!
HOPE YOUR ROTTING IN HELL <33333333333
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I am the new King of Denmark, its pretty a pretty sweet deal. I married my bro's girl, the Queen (bro's dead of course), shes alriight, but check it out, now i am King!
Location: Denmark...on da throne!
Employer & Education:pffft education? Im tha King.
Marital Status: Just got married to Queen Gertrude!
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Gertrude
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My darling wife (that I stole from my brother shh)
Baron Danglers
Out of greed of Edmund Dantes, his own friend's, good fortune, he conconted a plan to get rid of him - just like what I did to my brother. My kind of man.
Polonius
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He stayed loyal to me and was just trying to help solve the issue of Hamlet, he was only trying to help, and his death by Hamlet's hand allowed me to use his son to try and kill Hamlet, so I guess i like him.
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Took over the empire with an elaborate plan and by killing lots of people in power. Hes like me times ten.
Hannya
The demon of jealousy, I was jealous of my brother's throne and wife so I killed him and now I am dead and going to hell to be with more people like him!
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Act 1
I have finally taken my rightful places as king of Denmark. It seems as though my brother's death is most fortunate for me. I was able to marry his dear wife Queen Gertrude and also take his throne. While I am deeply, deeply saddened by my brothers death, one should not mourn the deceased for too long. It is very unmanly. Besides, it takes away from my marriage and my coronation. Its been two months after all, that's long enough. Now everyone should celebrate my new place as King. Nobody understands how badly I wanted this, it was not fair that brother got the seat since he was born first and was everyone's favorite. But now hes gone, and now I am King.
Did anyone but me notice how Hamlet acted towards me? His uncle and now his king. I could totally tell he hated me. He thinks that I am unworthy of the throne or something. I don't understand why he can't just give it up already. His father is dead, that's what happens. He should stop whining. I can tell he blames me for the whole thing. He totally thinks I murdered his dad. He also hates me because his mom agreed to marry me so soon. First of all, it was not that soon, it was two months. And personally, I think I did the gentlemanly thing to do by filling the void left by her dead husband. Besides, shes happy, why can't Hamlet be happy too. Hamlet wants to go back to Wittenburg for his studies or whatever, but I can tell he just does not want to be around here since I am King now. So tough luck for Hamlet, I am making him stay. He is going to have to deal with all his issues against me. Why can't he just accept that his dad's dead, and i took the opening as any other guy in my position would. Anyway, I don't care, he's not going to ruin this for me - I am the King.
"But you must know your father lost a father, that father lost, lost his, and the survivor bound; In filial obligation for some term; To do obsequious sorrow." (Act 1 Scene 2 lines 93-96)
Act 2
So it seems that Hamlet is still acting irrational about his father's death, it seems as though he is losing his sanity. What a weak man he must be to lose his mind at the death of his father. As I have told him countless times, everyone's father dies. Is he not happy his mother is well and the throne is still in our possession. I am not just worried for Hamlet's sake but my own as well. If Hamlet remains grieving over his father, he no doubt put all blame on me - I took his father's seat as king and wife. He will become disobedient and may even try to get rid of me, especially if it is true that he has become mad with pain from his father's death.
However, polonius came up with a good theory to Hamlet's madness. Polonius thinks that the whole being sad about his father's death thing is just a charade to hide the true reason he is extremely depressed and going mad. The true reason is that he has fallen madly in love with Ophelia. I hope this is true as this would save me a great deal of trouble with Hamlet. Hopefully I can simply let Hamlet have Ophelia and this whole thing will be over.
Anyway, I should not fret so much over Hamlet, after all we just diverted a war with Norway. I should be celebrating. Fortinbras swore he would never try to attack us again to the king of Norway. All he asks for is safe passage to attack the Poles. I have to think about that, but still I am glad Denmark does not have to fight another war, that would not have gone well for me.
"It likes us well,; And at our more considered time, we'll read; Answer, and think upon this business. Meantime, we thank you for your well0took labor.; Go to your rest. At night we'll feast together. (Act 2 Scene 2 lines 86-90)
Act 3
Hamlet knows for sure. That play! He purposefully put on that play to guilt me. Now he knows for sure, I killed the king, my brother, so I could steal his throne. Hamlet is going to kill me and I am going to hell for this if I do not pray and confess to God. I knew he was acting mad because he knew. He knew all along. That is why he was so disobedient. I should have killed him too, I knew he would be a problem but I thought I could win him over just like I did my brother's wife. Ah! What if Gertrude knows, what if Hamlet told her, or tells her, or what if he tells anybody! What am I going to do if they all find out? I will surely be kicked off my throne. Hamlet surely plans to kill me, especially if he has truly gone mad with rage. I hoped dearly that Polonius was right and Ophelia could distract Hamlet and bring him back to normal and that maybe soon he would forget, but no! Will I be punished for my deeds? Will I be punished for my avarice and desire to take my brothers place on the throne? But I always knew I would be the better king, I have always wanted it, more than him, my brother did not deserve it! How unfair fate is! I know I have done wrong but, still!
But, I cannot be concerned with all this right now, I need to think about how I am going to get out of this situation if everyone kn
ows. How can I clear my name and maybe get rid of Hamlet?
"how smart a lash that speech doth give my conscience. The harlot's cheek beatied with plast'ring art Is not more ugly to the thing that helps it Than is my deed to my most painted word. O heavy burden!" (Act 3 scene 1 lines 59-62)
Act 4
Polonius...dead! Hamlet would have kiled me too if I was hiding there with him! hamlet definitely knows the truth, he definitely knows I killed his father and now he seeks revenge. I knew it all along. I should have gotten rid of him when I had the chance! I need to fix this before he kills me or reveals the truth to the people and cause me to lose Denmark. I need to keep my throne, this throne I worked so hard and even killed me byrother to obtain. I'll just have Hamlet killed, secretly, and make it seem like an accident so I can avoid all suspicion and hopefully will no longer have to live in fear that people will find out I killed my own brother. It would be perfect and I will finally have the throne without worry. Laerte's return is perfect, everything is falling into place. His desire for revenge along with my plan will have him kill Hamlet and thus he would take the blame, not I. I would be free and only Laertes name would have the slightest bit of dishonor. Hamlet managed to return to Denmark some how but this works out as well for Laertes can swiftly kill him and all of this will be over. Hamlet will die and I will be free to be king.
"the sun no sooner shall the mountains touch But we will ship him hencel and this vile deed We must with all our majesty and skill Both countenance and excuse." (Act 4 scene 1 lines 30-33)
Act 5
The plan was perfect! what happened?! Laertes that fool! He must have hesitated out of brotherly love for Hamlet. Why does everyone respect the prince but not me, this is just like everything with my brother. Now I am dead, my kingdom is lost and I am forever damned as Hamlet killed me in the midst of my greedy plot. I fought and killed my own brother to be king but my life as king was short lived and now Denmark is lost to Fortinrbas just as I will be lost to hell.
"O, yet defend me, friends! I am but hurt." (Act 5, Scene 2, line 355)
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Posts:Hamlet at 6:45 P.M. : I'm trying, Sir. I'm trying...
The Ghost posted a comment at 7:26 PM: Jeez bro..i always knew you were jealous of me but killing me and taking my wife...that is sloppy seconds dude. The crown and my woman !
Gertrude at 11:16 P.M.: I don't think my son Hamlet likes you...tsk tsk tsk...
Gertrude 6:57PM: Yo, we gotta do sumthin. ur stepson is cuckoo to the head!
Polonius wrote at 10:22pm:
Agreed^^ Things are getting too crazy, I don't think its the Late kings death, I believe
Hamlet is crazy with love for my daughter, we must end this!
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern at 6:47 P.M.: You! YOU! Why must you place us on this fork in the road, having to decide between remaining loyal to our dear friend Hamlet and staying true to your demands. We hate you! D:
Gertrude 7:25PM: don't be upset w/ Hamlet's play. u know how kids
are..they like to piss off the parents. btw..I cannot share the same
room w/ you anymore because a little birdie told me to :)
Ophelia at 6:45P.M. : So, you heard what your son said to me...what do you think of it? Do you think he really means it? Oh god, I hope not. Maybe you can talk with him some and find out what's going on? ploxxx =)
Polonius wrote at 4:28 pm:
I wish Hamlet killed you instead, now i'll join the ghost in haunting you! <3
Gertrude 5:22 PM: whew! That was close! WE almost lost our thrones to Laertes!
btw...are you not telling me sumethin at the end of act four???
Ophelia wrote at 10:00P.M. : What comes around goes around... It's karma, man. It's whatcha get for killin mah daddy =P
Indirectly anyway. and my bro too >:
Gertrude 4:19 PM: I HATE U! look at me! i am dead! is that what u want? a dead wife????
Polonius wrote at 6:41 pm:
I hate you so much! I am so glad you are dead! YOU KILLED MY WHOLE FAMILY YOU @#*%^!
HOPE YOUR ROTTING IN HELL <33333333333
I am the new King of Denmark, its pretty a pretty sweet deal. I married my bro's girl, the Queen (bro's dead of course), shes alriight, but check it out, now i am King!
My darling wife (that I stole from my brother shh)
Out of greed of Edmund Dantes, his own friend's, good fortune, he conconted a plan to get rid of him - just like what I did to my brother. My kind of man.
He stayed loyal to me and was just trying to help solve the issue of Hamlet, he was only trying to help, and his death by Hamlet's hand allowed me to use his son to try and kill Hamlet, so I guess i like him.
Took over the empire with an elaborate plan and by killing lots of people in power. Hes like me times ten.
The demon of jealousy, I was jealous of my brother's throne and wife so I killed him and now I am dead and going to hell to be with more people like him!
Act 1
I have finally taken my rightful places as king of Denmark. It seems as though my brother's death is most fortunate for me. I was able to marry his dear wife Queen Gertrude and also take his throne. While I am deeply, deeply saddened by my brothers death, one should not mourn the deceased for too long. It is very unmanly. Besides, it takes away from my marriage and my coronation. Its been two months after all, that's long enough. Now everyone should celebrate my new place as King. Nobody understands how badly I wanted this, it was not fair that brother got the seat since he was born first and was everyone's favorite. But now hes gone, and now I am King.
Did anyone but me notice how Hamlet acted towards me? His uncle and now his king. I could totally tell he hated me. He thinks that I am unworthy of the throne or something. I don't understand why he can't just give it up already. His father is dead, that's what happens. He should stop whining. I can tell he blames me for the whole thing. He totally thinks I murdered his dad. He also hates me because his mom agreed to marry me so soon. First of all, it was not that soon, it was two months. And personally, I think I did the gentlemanly thing to do by filling the void left by her dead husband. Besides, shes happy, why can't Hamlet be happy too. Hamlet wants to go back to Wittenburg for his studies or whatever, but I can tell he just does not want to be around here since I am King now. So tough luck for Hamlet, I am making him stay. He is going to have to deal with all his issues against me. Why can't he just accept that his dad's dead, and i took the opening as any other guy in my position would. Anyway, I don't care, he's not going to ruin this for me - I am the King.
"But you must know your father lost a father, that father lost, lost his, and the survivor bound; In filial obligation for some term; To do obsequious sorrow." (Act 1 Scene 2 lines 93-96)
Act 2
So it seems that Hamlet is still acting irrational about his father's death, it seems as though he is losing his sanity. What a weak man he must be to lose his mind at the death of his father. As I have told him countless times, everyone's father dies. Is he not happy his mother is well and the throne is still in our possession. I am not just worried for Hamlet's sake but my own as well. If Hamlet remains grieving over his father, he no doubt put all blame on me - I took his father's seat as king and wife. He will become disobedient and may even try to get rid of me, especially if it is true that he has become mad with pain from his father's death.
However, polonius came up with a good theory to Hamlet's madness. Polonius thinks that the whole being sad about his father's death thing is just a charade to hide the true reason he is extremely depressed and going mad. The true reason is that he has fallen madly in love with Ophelia. I hope this is true as this would save me a great deal of trouble with Hamlet. Hopefully I can simply let Hamlet have Ophelia and this whole thing will be over.
Anyway, I should not fret so much over Hamlet, after all we just diverted a war with Norway. I should be celebrating. Fortinbras swore he would never try to attack us again to the king of Norway. All he asks for is safe passage to attack the Poles. I have to think about that, but still I am glad Denmark does not have to fight another war, that would not have gone well for me.
"It likes us well,; And at our more considered time, we'll read; Answer, and think upon this business. Meantime, we thank you for your well0took labor.; Go to your rest. At night we'll feast together. (Act 2 Scene 2 lines 86-90)
Act 3
Hamlet knows for sure. That play! He purposefully put on that play to guilt me. Now he knows for sure, I killed the king, my brother, so I could steal his throne. Hamlet is going to kill me and I am going to hell for this if I do not pray and confess to God. I knew he was acting mad because he knew. He knew all along. That is why he was so disobedient. I should have killed him too, I knew he would be a problem but I thought I could win him over just like I did my brother's wife. Ah! What if Gertrude knows, what if Hamlet told her, or tells her, or what if he tells anybody! What am I going to do if they all find out? I will surely be kicked off my throne. Hamlet surely plans to kill me, especially if he has truly gone mad with rage. I hoped dearly that Polonius was right and Ophelia could distract Hamlet and bring him back to normal and that maybe soon he would forget, but no! Will I be punished for my deeds? Will I be punished for my avarice and desire to take my brothers place on the throne? But I always knew I would be the better king, I have always wanted it, more than him, my brother did not deserve it! How unfair fate is! I know I have done wrong but, still!
But, I cannot be concerned with all this right now, I need to think about how I am going to get out of this situation if everyone kn
ows. How can I clear my name and maybe get rid of Hamlet?
"how smart a lash that speech doth give my conscience. The harlot's cheek beatied with plast'ring art Is not more ugly to the thing that helps it Than is my deed to my most painted word. O heavy burden!" (Act 3 scene 1 lines 59-62)
Act 4
Polonius...dead! Hamlet would have kiled me too if I was hiding there with him! hamlet definitely knows the truth, he definitely knows I killed his father and now he seeks revenge. I knew it all along. I should have gotten rid of him when I had the chance! I need to fix this before he kills me or reveals the truth to the people and cause me to lose Denmark. I need to keep my throne, this throne I worked so hard and even killed me byrother to obtain. I'll just have Hamlet killed, secretly, and make it seem like an accident so I can avoid all suspicion and hopefully will no longer have to live in fear that people will find out I killed my own brother. It would be perfect and I will finally have the throne without worry. Laerte's return is perfect, everything is falling into place. His desire for revenge along with my plan will have him kill Hamlet and thus he would take the blame, not I. I would be free and only Laertes name would have the slightest bit of dishonor. Hamlet managed to return to Denmark some how but this works out as well for Laertes can swiftly kill him and all of this will be over. Hamlet will die and I will be free to be king.
"the sun no sooner shall the mountains touch But we will ship him hencel and this vile deed We must with all our majesty and skill Both countenance and excuse." (Act 4 scene 1 lines 30-33)
Act 5
The plan was perfect! what happened?! Laertes that fool! He must have hesitated out of brotherly love for Hamlet. Why does everyone respect the prince but not me, this is just like everything with my brother. Now I am dead, my kingdom is lost and I am forever damned as Hamlet killed me in the midst of my greedy plot. I fought and killed my own brother to be king but my life as king was short lived and now Denmark is lost to Fortinrbas just as I will be lost to hell.
"O, yet defend me, friends! I am but hurt." (Act 5, Scene 2, line 355)
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